- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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