- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

If life gives you lemonade.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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