Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

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where do some birds live in? Earth

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

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general tso's broccoli

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Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

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How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

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how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

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Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

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I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

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If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

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Ill never forget the last phone conversation i had with my Jewish friend before he died due to the 9/11 incident. Friend:owejpq3jhp3qjopiqwejhriopjhaiophfioashiohwih13ioh3f2893hoiqehefioahfioahisdpahdfajdfopasjiopdfajdfopsajradalkdjakldja;hdfkl;adhlpa;dhfakl;dhkladhkadhlkhdjklahdjkgsdjkgbdqwgy3bi3grqbhgjkasjkdkasjdgjkadgskajgdkajdsgjkasgdad

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A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

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What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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