- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

KILL WHITEY

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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