- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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