- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

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