- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Anyone can post anything.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

People...

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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