I hate Jews The Holocaust

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

"Knock knock" Come in!

What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

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