- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

What is better than tissues? Correct!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

women's rights.

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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