What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

hers a joke... japanese people

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

Fine, ladies first.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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