- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

There are two muffins in a oven, the first muffin is chocolate chip and the second muffin is blueberry.

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

Your girlfriend.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

Are you black? Kill yourself.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

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