- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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