whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

Granny porn!

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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