Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

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Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

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hi

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what do you call a black guy african american

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

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Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

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What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

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a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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hers a joke... japanese people

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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Fine, ladies first.

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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