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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Nothing. He made it home safely.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

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Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

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