What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

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A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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Whats 1+1? The answer!

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has it's pricks on the outside. A BMW doesn't have pricks on it's bodywork, for a multitude of reasons: - it would increase the coefficient of drag, causing an increase in fuel consumption - the pricks would fall foul of pedestrian safety regulations

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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Smoke weed till i die nigga

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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A Mayor accidently killed one of the citizens of his town through dangerous driving. He could not be charged with murder, as it was an accident, but there was an uproar, and he was humiliated beyond question and forced out of office straight away. Even his family rejected him, owing to the fact that the unfortunate citizen he struck was his son's girlfriend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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