what do you call a gay guy? kevin

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

you give like i give lomain

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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