What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt says thanks.

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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they told me not to write here but i did

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

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I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

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Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

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What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

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Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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