Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

Tilt your screen back .

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

I <3 Hitler

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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