One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

2 black kids walk into school

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Once, I went to Peru.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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