Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

12 niqqa 12.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

batman farted so hes retarded

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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