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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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