- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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