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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

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Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

What's worse than this That :(

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

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