Knock Knock Who's there? ........

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

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why do mexicans get made fun of

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

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Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

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knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

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What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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