- Anti Joke

Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

A chicken walks into McDonalds. He never comes out because he got grilled, greased, and seasoned.

I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

I know there are, its not the illuminati, its not reptilian shapeshifters, nor Gods politicians nor the human condition. Its society today as it stands, they did not have the right to attack us, but if we had surpassed them, they would have lost all power, they are the relics of the past, and no matter how many of them stand, they do not grow, and what does not grow, stagnates until it finally dies. Lose hope in people most all you want, but not in the few that truly believe in you for all the good reasons in the world, perhaps we are idealists, or maybe we know that with you by our side, what we see as ideals, is something you can make come true.

What happens when you run out of butter You ask antonio

There's a white guy and a black guy, on a bridge. Of corse the idiot white guy jumps off. But the black guy yells, I NEVER LIKED U!!!!! Later that day the police showed up and asked wat happened. The black guy said, U GOT NO EVIDENCE!!! The police say true and walk away. Then go to Dunkin Donuts and get a triple chocolate donnut and coffee. They lived happily ever after. Except for the white guy. :)

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If Beauty Exits ... The Heck Are You?

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

this website even though its hilarious.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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