- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

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Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

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