Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

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What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

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so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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the WNBA

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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