- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

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How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

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