- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

Albino African Americans

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

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