- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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