Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

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what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

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What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

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Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

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An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

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What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

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What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

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What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

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What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

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Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and smashed his head on a jagged rock and screamed in anguish. Jill watched in horror as her brother suffered through the agonizing pain. Jack was rushed to the hospital immediately, but despite the doctors' efforts, he died. Jill mourned the loss of her brother for many years after the incident.

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Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

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roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

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A young man walks up and sits down at the bar. "What can I get you?" asks the bartender. "I want six shots of whisky," responds the young man. "Six shots? What’s the occasion?" asks the barman. "My first blowjob." "Well, in that case, let me give you a seventh on the house." To which the young man replies, "No offence sir, but if six shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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