What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

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