- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

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Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Black people are the scum of the earth

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

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