Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

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Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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