What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

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What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

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Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

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Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

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Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

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A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

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What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

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Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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