What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

why do asprins work? Because they're white

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

A man goes to the potty.

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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