- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

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