- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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