- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

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A paralysed man falls over.

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

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