So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

I asked her where you were.

i have yougurt mit traktor

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

gay pom...

A women left the kitchen.

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

hiya

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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