Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Jordan is pregant

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Who invented apple? God

Skrillex.

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

I was watching Fox news.

A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

cory

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

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