How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

Women's rights

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

You know whats funny Aids

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

13 =B you just learned something

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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