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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

How do you make the general public confused? ...

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

Okay, after this one then...

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

Good afternoon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

How high is the sky? True or False

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

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