What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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