Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

A women left the kitchen.

gay pom...

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

Knock knock Fuck off!

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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