How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Andoni was here

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

if you don't like this you're gay

What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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