A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

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What is pink and gets wet a tounge

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

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Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

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why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

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i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

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how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

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Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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