What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

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Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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woman's rights

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A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

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A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

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The kid wakes up in the middle of the night to get some water. But over hears sounds from his parents room. he looks through the keyhole. Then he comtinues walking and says. "Why does mom say i cant suck things?"

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How many feet are in a yard? It depends how many people are in the yard.

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A man noticed that the sun was coming in brightly through his window. He was trying to take a nap and didnt appreciate the sunlight. He closed the blinds.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

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Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

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why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

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Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

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What did the deaf person see? He was blind too, so he didn't see anything.

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Why did the 16 year old black kid drop out of high school? He started a successful small business selling mixtapes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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