What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

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Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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chinga tue madre Ryan

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

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A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

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Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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