Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

If you were a pie I'd eat you

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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