- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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