- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How will the world end? That information is unknown

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

do you have a wife?

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

antonio has a penis head.lol

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

Yellow People !!

I'm gay.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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