- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

What is the difference?

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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