- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

Firgen and the blung brigade

I had friends on the Death Star.

Knock, knock. Whose there? Me. Leave.

Why was Johnny so mad at his father? Because his father had a constant drinking problem and was very abusive.

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

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