Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

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Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

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roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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What did the man with no head say to the women?

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

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Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

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how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

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Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

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What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

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Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

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A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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