How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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