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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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