How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

What is a jew in space? Dead

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

I'm Coming

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

What comes after 69? 70

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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