- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Reeves Christopher

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

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Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

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