Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

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knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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A women left the kitchen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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