- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

No because your face is really f***** up.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

Steven hawkings shook my hand

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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