- Anti Joke

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

No because your face is really f***** up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Steven hawkings shook my hand

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.