- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Steven hawkings shook my hand

No because your face is really f***** up.

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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