You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

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If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

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Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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knock knock who's there? I'm here.

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

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Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

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roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

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whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

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Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

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What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

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Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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