What do blueberries, oranges, watermelons, doors, curtains, backpacks, spoons, asian men, bicycles, asian men on bicycles, shrimp, books, eagles, dinosaurs, watermelons wearing backpacks filled with shrimp and orange spoons, feet, limes, binders, paper, candles, chicken nuggets, tvs, chairs, floors, refridgerators, and humidifiers have in common? Barnes and Noble

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What should you say when someone says a bad joke? I'm sorry, your joke cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and don't try again.

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Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

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One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

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Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

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What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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