- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Justin Bieber

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

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