- Anti Joke

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

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