Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

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So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

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If you're happy and you know it get a life

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

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A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

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what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

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Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

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Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

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Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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