- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Donald Trump

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

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