Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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A blonde went to a hair dresser's one day, listening to a walkman. The hair dresser asked her what she wanted, and the blonde replied, "I need to get my hair trimmed, just make sure that you do not take these headphones off." The woman looked at the blonde, surprised, but did as she was told. While she was brushing the blonde's hair, she accidentally bumped the headphones, knocking them to the ground. As she bent down to pick them up, the blonde fell over, onto the floor. The hair dresser was very confused. She picked up the head phones and listened. This is what she heard..."breath in...breath out...breath in...breath out..."!

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why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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Read a Book.

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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Homo say what?

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What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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