Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

there once was a chicken it was yellow

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

Yo mama is so old, she might die soon! - Louis

What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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