why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

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Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

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Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

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Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

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