An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

You were born.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

European on my shoes, buddy.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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