A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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