hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Why did the black man kill his girlfriend? Because it was his mom!

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

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Democracy.

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

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