- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

Your mom is not fat!

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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