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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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