Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

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what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

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A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

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What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

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I haven't left my basement in 29 years

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

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Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

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Steve Jobs is alive.

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What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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