i found waldo.

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

antonio has a penis head.lol

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

Q: What has the exact same colors as the gay flag but are sometimes hilarious? A: Clowns.

A fat guy!

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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