- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

25

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??