- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

whats black and strange a paki

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

What? Yes.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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