People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

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Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

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Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

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What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

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Committing Suicide #YOLO

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

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What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

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Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

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If you put two black men in an empty room, what will they do? They will most likely try to figure out why they have been put in such a confusing scenario. Then one of the black men will suggest the possibility that maybe they are being used as a subject of a joke. The other black man agrees then they both hang themselves since they have no other purpose in life.

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What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

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Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

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How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

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Anti Joke

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