So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

pretty soon we'll all be dead

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

i have yougurt mit traktor

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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