- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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