Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

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Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

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Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

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So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

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If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

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What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

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An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

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Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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