A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

Katy Perry

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Jebron Lames.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

Connor is homo

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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