- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Here come the elephants over the hill!

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

dry handjob

A American seeking into mexico

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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