- Anti Joke

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

why was the cat black it was a black cat

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.