A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

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A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

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A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

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Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

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what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

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Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

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Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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Why can't february march Because april may

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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woman's lacrosse

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

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How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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