- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

there once was a black man who played basketball

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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