person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

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What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

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what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

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Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

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What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

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A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

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why did you poop because you are a poop

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And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

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A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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