- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

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