Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

thumb_up thumb_down -15

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

thumb_up thumb_down -15

mitchell palmer sucks

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

thumb_up thumb_down -15

A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

thumb_up thumb_down -15

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

thumb_up thumb_down -15

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

A Pakistani news reader.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops