- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

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I have a horse.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

u know whats a crime? rape

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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