- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

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