- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

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