How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

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Random link time! http://www.booksie.com/thrillers/novel/declan_mckimm/pure-evil

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I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

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How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

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Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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No antijoke here.

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You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

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What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

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A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

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Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

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Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

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Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

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Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

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Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

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What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

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Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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